Let’s all shout out and be proud of our bold admission…”WE despise MARCH!”
March; darn you, you and your longer-almost sunny days, your sneaky snow showers, your wind that almost blows the roof off my creaky house, your constant hazy rain, and your one tantalizing tease of a day that hits 55 degrees before plummeting into the 30s again! Even the robins are going crazy because of March…dive bombing and crashing into my windows…too horny and full of spring madness to realize they are attacking their own reflections! March you are the culmination of but not the source of my winter blues…you’re the apex of my cabin fever! I know!…
let’s just skip to May!
May is tulips, beer on the patio, the beginning of sun-kissed skin, the buzzing of suburbanites mowing the lawn, and long bike rides in the country! YAY MAY!
Yeah, I was a right about March…we already have had our first basement flood of the season…ah well…at least there are those 60 degree days in between the rain.