Have you ever…
-fallen asleep during a college class and woke yourself up with your own snoring?
-worn bunny slippers to work…or even had a spare pair stashed under your desk? (This is awesome until some half wit makes a rule up about no slippers at your workplace!)
-started something, worked your buns off, gotten discouraged, quit that something, beat yourself up over the quitting of that something, found quiet complacency about your decision to quit something, and then realized that you were never meant to do that something in the first place and the whole darn thing was a “learning experience” that all those motivational posters teachers hang in their classrooms are talking about
-walked around speaking with a fake French accent all day like Pepe Le Pieu or Inspector Cleuseaux?
-looked at the wrinkles on your forehead and decided that since they were beginning to look like the demarcations on an atlas you needed to give them their own street names?
-woke up in the morning and realized that your hair had a party on your head last night and didn’t invite the rest of your body?
-worked out so hard you saw spots and thought you were either going to poop or puke at the same time?
-climbed a mountain and realized you had no clue how to get back down all those big damn rocks you just clambered over?
-taken the time to watch sunrise and realized how insiginificant you are and at the same time didn’t really care because the scenery was so beautiful?
-thought about how much really hard work goes into farming?
-pretended to speak a language foreign to your native tongue even though you only know about 10 phrases?
-thought when someone says, “is your glass half full or half empty”….“hahaha does it matter because I drank the water!”?
-slathered on so much of that fake-tanner cream because you wanted to look sun-kissed and instead you ended up looking like a sunkist orange…all just in the nick of time to stand up at your sister’s wedding?
-fallen while walking up the stairs and at the same time dropped you to-go coffee mug which did its best impression of a volcano and somehow doused you with java on your way back down the stairs…right before a job interview…PS you were wearing a REALLY expensive new business outfit…?
-sneezed in a weird rapid fire fashion and caused someone at the restaurant table near by to get up and try to give you the heimlich manuever?
I’ll add more after class!
